Now we're talking...

We have been trying to encourage Ezra to learn some decorum by telling him that some actions (i.e., pointing / staring) can make other people feel 'funny', and should therefore be avoided. Likewise if he wants to explore his body that's fine, but should be done in private.

This conversation began with Ezra's hand down his pants:
Mel: What are you doing?
Ezra: Just touching my penis.
M: Ok, go do that in your bedroom.
E: Does that make people feel funny?
M: Yes.
E: I wish I had a pocket in my underwear.
M: Why -- what would you put in it?
E: My hand.

Wouldn't we all, son... wouldn't we all.