At least the space school has its priorities straight

Ezra and I were playing with his legos last night. I made him a spaceship, but needed men to fill the seats.

Jed: Do you have pilots for me?
Ezra: (holding two men) They have their airplane licenses.
J: Oh, can they fly spaceships?
E: This is their first time.
J: Ok, well, there's a first time for everything. Have they been trained?
E: Yeah, for underwear.
J: (stifling laughter) No, not potty-trained -- trained to fly spaceships.
E: Well -- first they were potty trained for underwear, then they were trained for spaceships.