Poets wanted

Got any good baby / kid / parenting haikus? I need some to put to a good use. Not exactly looking for masterpieces here, just gimme what you've got. Here's one to get your mental juices flowing:

just changed his diaper
baby's farting on my leg
that one sounded dry


Hutch said...

sleep, where did you go?
how I long for thy sweet grace
Hark, the baby cries

Jed said...

bravo, bravo. That's a good one.